I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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