The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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