dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
