there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's never too late to be topless.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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