hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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