great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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