sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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