i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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