They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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