Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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