Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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