how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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