And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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