did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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