Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.