This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best