ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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