I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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