If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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