So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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