Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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