How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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