wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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