even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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