does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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