May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I am full of burrito and curiosity
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
