Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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