I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
