i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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