I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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