Got a toothbrush?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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