Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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