he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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