You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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