I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Alive.
So much puke
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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