I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If that was your dad, he is hot
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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