She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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