I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can I color on your dick again?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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