I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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