i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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