Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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