What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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