Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
