I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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