im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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