Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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