Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
