Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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