So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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