??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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