What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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