I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
