Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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