i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
