I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I stole a fireplace last night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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