32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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